Fast Joe (a.k.a Carlos Arenas) of FastJoe.com requested a review recently, and to be honest I am still utterly confused, really, I think he should do the review because I’m damned if I know what to say. The thing is when you arrive at his site, the design, the strange background story (which seems utterly incomplete to me) and the t-shirts themselves (which almost feel like an afterthought), leave me feeling disorientated and perhaps even a little more out of touch and older than my years. Am I going senile here?If I was Carlos I’d begin by creating an animated series, ’something for the kids’, a tangible product to hang his ideas on. I don’t like ‘anonymous art’, and I haven’t an avenue to enter his strange, retro, and pseudo-sci-fi influenced universe as promised from the word go. I saw the video, which is strange (to say the least). I loved it, but it didn’t tell me much, and afterwards it felt like a rather brief and frustrating teaser, I was hoping for some kind of explanation to what the hell is going on over there.Take a look at the promo vid …I watched this video and was excited for a moment, I guess I was expecting a promotion for a new a film, a cartoon, a strange and bizarre theatre production, a new line in toys, something to make sense of it all, but it cut short just as the story should’ve begun.The truth is I love the style, the t-shirts are slightly disappointing, but I think it’s because I just don’t have the background story, or rather, very little so far. Tell me more mate!?!Someone please tell me (please for god sake tell me), that all of this is leading up to something? Is there a master plan at work here, or simply a touch of the crazies about Fast Joe. I love the attitude, he seems like the kinda guy who should be working for Adult Swim, à la Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, etc.In this case, the t-shirts seem to be and should be nothing more like merchandising (i.e all of his work is tr...