Wise.Ass

Some Unasked Advice for you: I don't care about the Caddy, take off your shirt again. Here's another guy talking about what he wants. (See my other post about "Rockin That Thang") Lots of these guys just don't know that what women really want is an advertisement of what the guy is going to do to make the experience worthwhile. This is all about "show me what you got" from his perspective, his experience. Come on, where are all the young rappers who will tell me how THEY do it, not how much I am supposed to want it. All their fan base must be women who fake it and men who want to believe it.

I wonder if these guys fuck like this, singing like it's some sort of sweet song while just wanting another piece of ass. And as a partner, are women supposed to stand there with their fingers in their mouths? Is their best lover testimonial that they "cough money" and can "make ya popula?" Wow, nothing about how they are going to do anything for the woman besides give her money and try to make her popular. I have never met a woman who got popular on dick, but I suppose these guys think there is a first. Nothing about a woman's satisfaction here in this "love" experience. Nothing satisfying about this for me either. Back to poking yourself in the eye.

I like any guy who has a standing and open invitation to be taken advantage of--set it to music and I think it's kind of hot. He wants to live in my throat? Which part? I do like this much better than the "your so fuckin hot" brand of the Ne-Yo versions of asking to be fucked. With men, it's all the same that way, but I have to say I like his style.

The weakest part of this song is the "you suck" scream, but I love the look, the vibe of angry young woman. Love the black and the old goth style makes me nostalgic for my old high school tight jeans and black shirt with lots of eyeliner. Aside for the purely high school scene of Montagues and Capulets, the video does allow for all walks of love lives, maybe like Romeo & Juliet in the free love scene of open sexuality. Not bad. Not bad at all. You Suck works for me.

Pete singing on BBC's 'Tonight In Person' in 1964. (Ripped from Folk Sounds of the Sixties, BBC4, 2006).

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The video itself isn't that much to look at--frankly, I would rather see naked man chest than a skeleton, but who doesn't like some people better when they're naked? What a great way to start the week, naked people talk and music! I got your back, Readers, listen to this, just don't watch. The video looks like the old early 80's, maybe '79 technicolor bit, but the lyrics are honest. Who hasn't had a boyfriend like this? Who hasn't had a husband like this? (Well, I don't, but we all recognize the vibe.) It's a lot more engaging than the whiney stuff that a lot of the pop artists are putting out there when they are afraid to say they want a man naked. Hurrah for naked men, even if it is Monday morning!

Billy Ray, I know you are pushing your kid's career, but really, Disney records? I miss the mullet, the Elvis hip moves, the clean chin, and since when did you have to blow your bangs out of your eyes, Billy Ray? It's not sexy to be standing up there with chin-spit-hair and old country looks. You gotta change the Ted Nugent-look because It's NOT Hot! Instead of a rebel, you sound like a whiner...Please give us a little something that says you're going to give us something later. No more daddy music--it's like listening to Kiddie-Tot sing-a-longs in the car.

I can't figure this part out. I am trying to stay true to my Michigan artists, but I don't get this video. I think he is trying to look tough, but it comes across as the high school kid videos on YouTube pretending to be superheroes. At first, I thought he was advertising cunnilingus and found this mildly interesting, but then he wants to be a thug and jumps on 50's back? Not sure if he is switching sides, if he is being tough, or then talks about how someone should "know" what this about. After that, he starts talking about how disputes are solved, perhaps as a brawl? But then Eminem says he came to party, with a mouth guard on? Helicopters, where did those come from? Then the men are all behind cages because they are tougher? Is this a contest of what it takes to hold them in and that somehow defines masculinity. Gotta say, Eminem, I DON'T know.