Heidi and Spencer Are Douchebags
For those of you born post-1990, you missed out on an incredible era of innovative, incredible, and often times insane music videos. Michael Jackson put out a slew of epic music videos during the 80s: Bad, Beat It, Billie Jean, and who can forget Thriller?
I remember coming home from school everyday and watching CMC (California Music Channel for those of you who ain’t from the Bay) and MTV’s top video countdown. Singing along to gems like Boyz II Men’s “On Bended Knee”, E-40’s “Captain Save-a-Hoe”, and Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”.
Then videos started getting all flashy with the emergence of Puff Daddy, er… Puffy, uh… P. Diddy, um… Diddy (whatever the hell he wants to go by) and the Bad Boy camp. You got Mase in neon jump suits and Biggie sittin’ in jacuzzi pools askin’ girls what’s their name, what’s their sign, as he creeps up from behind. Or maybe you fantasized about one day being able to big pimp girls on a yacht, emptying bottles of Cristal all over their heads, a la Jay-Z.
As ludicrous as all these videos and songs were, they were fun and actually lived up to MTV being what it set out to be: Music Television. Now, what the hell do they show instead of videos? The hugest douchebags in the world galavanting all over my TV. I could give a rats ass about Spencer and Heidi, LC, Audrina, and the rest of the Hills cast (why in the hell are these ninnies famous?!). If it weren’t for Rob Dyrdek and Big, I’d never flip the channel to MTV.
Told you so...
Since MTV no longer shows music videos and labels no longer provide huge budgets for big video productions, artists have turned to Youtube and other avenues to express and salvage their artistic integrity. Goes to show that you need not extravagant budgets, girls in bikinis, big rims and platinum molars to make a good music video. Make sure you don’t sleep on these rad videos and songs:
Hypnolove - Mademoiselle
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